Royal declarations from the Archmoose
For a thousand years we have watched and waited in our northern realm of darkness... But no more!
The reckoning has cometh, the black herd marches once more. The new world will extinguish beneath the crawling watery moss, the cities will fall and a new order will rise. We shall drive the machine of war with the horn and mule and the iron hooves of the mooses!
It will begin in Denmark! To long have these peasants stood against us, but no more. Moosekind shallest rein supreme! *dramatic chorus*